Sketchy Mess

Oh my heck! I know I have been heavy on the video posts lately, but I cannot resist sharing this.

Believe me, you will NOT regret playing this 30 second news clip of about a drug bust in Minnesota. It proves that if you look hard enough you can find humor in absolutely anything. For those of you with ADD: Keep an eye on the guy in the background who carries a box out of the house during the live update!

I don't care if they are stingy- Jews are funny. (Plus, big nose = big cock... or so I hear.) Jews are hilarious, and the funniest of all God's chosen people is Sarah Silverman.

She has given us the best catch phrase since, "Wuzzup?!" It's in one of her songs where she discusses her displeasure with Jews buying German cars. I use it daily and I am extremely cool. If you would like to be cool as well you should learn to work it into conversation. It goes like this:

Person 1: A strange and unfair event has just occurred.

You: Really? WHAT THE COCK IS THAT SHIT?!

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I have a new addiction. It doesn't come in pill or powder form, either. You can't snort, smoke, eat, or inject it.
It's Answerbag, one of those question and answer sites where you ask anything that crosses your mind and someone with absolutely no qualifications to do so gives you an answer. Everyone can rate your questions and your answers up or down and leave comments to say what an imbecile you are... or in my case to marvel at your wisdom and ask whether you are a God.
What's even better.. the people who perform particularly well in a specific category can eventually be listed as Category Experts. Wouldn't you know which one I suddenly found I was the Expert in? Illicit Drugs!

Happy new year tweakers, crack heads, and junkies! I hope you like the new design of the Sketchy Mess Blog... it's about 90% complete and most of the changes from here out will be minor. Make sure you check out the Drug Skins section on the sidebar... It will change the page background from the default beautiful shards of crystal into your choice of tasty tablets of ecstasy, heavenly hunks of cocaine, magnificent mounds of heroin, or sharp and shiny syringes. I will be adding more choices in the future such as marijuana buds, LSD blotters, and even cocktails from the bar for all you drunks. If you would like to see something else give me a shout and I will consider it.


Now for a public service announcement about Crystal Meth, brought to you by the ghetto's most elegant lady ever to wear turquoise eyeshadow. Shirley Q. Liquor. Just press Play!

Nice, eh? You can visit Shirley Q Liquor's website for more ignunce including, sound files, videos, and pictures. You can also order her comedy CD's at her record store or purchase stickers, mugs, t-shirts and other gifts at the Boutique of Ignunce.

I recently updated my blog software and the old layout and design wasn't compatible with the new version, so I have to motivate my lazy ass and design a new one.
In the meantime I am going to leave the option to switch skins enabled, because you will probably notice constant changes in the look. You can just select one of the alternate skins from the sidebar if the one you are using looks like I'm in the middle of fucking with it. When I finish I will probably have two or three skins that I like and will remove all of the others.
The upgrade also brought alot of new features. There should be far less spam in the comments thanks to the new word verification. Also, new members should be able to post to Tweeker's Playground without me having to approve everything. Later I will be adding member icons that will show your custom thumbnail if you post or comment here.
Let's all pray that the quality and availability of the drugs remains good long enough for me to get all this shit done!